Funny Stories

Title: On Time    Author: Unknown   This Writing Is Rated G

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My wife has been trying to get our family to be on time the past month.

So for three weeks we have been prompt to church and everywhere else.

So we were driving home and my wife said, "You know being prompt isn't really as much fun as I thought it would be."

I asked, "Why is that?"

She said, "Well when you are on time, there's usually no one there to appreciate it."