Funny Stories

Title: Evening of Embarassement    Author: Unknown   This Writing Is Rated G

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I was frustrated having no money and really needed to express my love to my fianc. As I was walking home I saw hawkers selling some rings and they told me how good they were and the rings were from Africa. I hurriedly bought two one for me and the other for my bride to be.

I went to my apartment and called her and told her to come urgently I had something to discuss with her.

As man gotta do what he's gotta do. I perfumed myself made a quick dinner and dimmed my lights and waited for her.

When she came we ate and drank and then I did give her the ring. Unfortunately she started throwing up and she went to the bathroom. As she was throwing up the ring fell and carelessly as I went to bend down I pressed the flush button and the ring went down the drain. And I had just engaged her. It was very embarrassed.