Mike was going to be married to Karen, so his father sat him down for a little chat. He said, "Mike, let me tell you something. On my wedding night in our honeymoon suite I took off my pants, handed them to your mother, and said, 'Here - try these on.' She did and said, 'These are too big I can't wear them.'
I replied, 'Exactly!
I wear the pants in this family and I always will.! Ever since that night we have never had any problems." >> > > > > Mike thought that might be a good thing to try.
So on his honeymoon. Mike took off his pants and said to Karen, "Here try these on." She tried them on and said, "These are too large. They don't fit me." Mike said,"Exactly! I wear the pants in this family and I always will.
>> > > > > Then Karen took off her pants and handed them to Mike.
She said, "Here-you try on mine." He did and said, "I can't get into your pants." Karen said, "Exactly!! And if you don't change your smart attitude, you never will."
Comment by: Old Site
Date: 2/9/2013 7:49:28 PM
A reader says ... I've always said a honeymoon gets off to a good start with a pair of pants... only I was meaning the 'breathing' kind from two people in love, not the kind you wear!