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Title: Lover letters    Author: Unknown   This Writing Is Rated G

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YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I CAN REMEMBER IN MY ENTIRE LIFE ... YOU ARE REALLY A HONEY. The very first time you told me what you felt about me I became very hot and my heart beganeto enjoy your atmosphere of love. Gee I could even say hello to you rather than mumble ah bah duh bah.
And you seemed to turn dating into a scientific study because I love science a lot...........

After being married for 44 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said: "Darling, 44 years ago we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25-year-old girl. Now I have a $500,000.00 home, a $45,000.00 car, nice big bed and plasma screen TV but I'm sleeping with a 65-year-old woman. It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of things."My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 25-year-old girl, and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.



Comment by: Old Site   Date: 2/9/2013 7:49:54 PM

A reader says ... Sounds like the both of you have a sense of humor anyway. :)