Funny Stories

Title: PickUp Lines    Author: K&G   This Writing Is Rated G


  1. Did the Sun come out, or did you just smile at me?  smiley kiss
  2. Do you believe in love at first sight?  Or should I walk by again?
  3. Are you lost? Because heaven is a long way from here.
  4. Strengthen me with raisins, refresh me with apples, for I am faint with love.  Song of Solomon 2:5

Comment by: K&G   Date: 7/3/2013 6:01:24 PM

After marriage lines:

I chased you till you caught me.

This is my wife and I'm her has-been.